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You Think You're Really Funny, Don't Ya?

I had momentary heart failure this morning when, for a second, I thought I had somehow gained 25 pounds overnight as my scale numbers were suspiciously off. A glance around revealed that Muh Main Man's toes were helping "balance" the scales a little bit. It seems that April Fool's Day registered on his calender six weeks early.

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Melanie said…
That is too funny!
Unknown said…
GRIN, that's quite the trick!
PandaMom said…
I certainly need NO help with balancing the scales! Loved your Friday posts....very Murphy Law-ish and funny!
Rochelle said…
They must learn that in 'boy' school growing up...my husband trys to sneak & do that to me all the time too!
Mary Ellen said…
Payback can be sweet - fill his comb or brush with a bunch of hair, he'll think he's going bald and have his own heart failure... "-)

Have you dug out of the snow yet?!?!?

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