I'm not much for bathroom humor, but this made me laugh louder than I have in a while. I especially love the fancy script that you see in that wall calligraphy that I always admire! The sad fact is, living with two males in the house who think anything toilet-related is hilarious, it would fit right in with my determination to make this a place of comfortable dignity and their equal effort to make it the boy's locker room. You can find this and other zany quotes at Urban Outfitters.
Depressing: Def., "Realizing that you and your Dearly Beloved are entirely to close to wearing the same pant size. Case in point - Hero Guy came ' har har-ing' out of the bedroom relating that he had accidentally been wearing a pair of my jeans for the last 15 minutes. He wondered why they felt so weird (translated - TIGHT) until he took them off and inspected the tag. He gloated that at least he knows he can fit into a Ladies Size ___ (you really think I'm going to tell you the number?!). My Observations: 1) He had a MONSTER wedgie, so the jeans were entirely too small for him. 2) They are my "fat" jeans, a size bigger than what I actually wear, but I just like the broken-in feeling of them. Or the roominess or something. 3) They were the stretchy kind of jeans, so an elephant could have painted itself into them. 4) What's he bragging about having a girlish figure for anyway? Not very macho if you ask me. Hmph.
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seems to me that I've heard several more of these but can't think of the others at the moment....