We were thrilled with the foot of snow we got on Valentine's Day, but our mailbox didn't survive the enthusiastic job the snowplow did. Hero Muh Main Man attempted to prop it up for the mail carrier to access but it didn't work out so well. Although not visible in the picture, the snowbank is now to the door of the mailbox and it is totally out of reach from the driveway. As a result, we didn't get mail today or yesterday and my phone call to the post office went as such:
ME: I'm calling to let you know that my mailbox was knocked over by the snowplow and the bank is too high for us to put in a new mailbox and the ground is too frozen to put in a new stake. I am just calling to make sure that you have the mail that wasn't delivered for the last two days.
THEM: We have your mail and you have a couple of choices 1) forward your mail to another address, 2) put a hold on your mail and come pick it up here no more than once a week, or 3) rent a post office box for a year for $25 and get your mail the post office.
ME: None of those options work for me. I'd just like to come every day or so and pick up my mail that you can't deliver and I'll replace the mailbox as soon as the snow clears a bit.
THEM: That's not in our policy. They begin to repeat the 3 options they've already given me.
ME: What happens to the mail if you can't deliver it?
THEM: We bring it back to the post office and hold it for ten days. If it's not picked up, we return it to the sender.
ME: So if you can't deliver my mail, I can come pick it up within 10 days?
THEM: Yes.
ME: If I come pick it up but the next day you still can't deliver, what happens to that mail?
THEM: We hold it for ten days.
ME: So I can come pick it up again?
THEM: Yes.
ME: So then why can't I just tell you that this is what I'd like to do.
THEM: It's not within our policy.
Well guess what? It's within MY policy.
ME: I'm calling to let you know that my mailbox was knocked over by the snowplow and the bank is too high for us to put in a new mailbox and the ground is too frozen to put in a new stake. I am just calling to make sure that you have the mail that wasn't delivered for the last two days.
THEM: We have your mail and you have a couple of choices 1) forward your mail to another address, 2) put a hold on your mail and come pick it up here no more than once a week, or 3) rent a post office box for a year for $25 and get your mail the post office.
ME: None of those options work for me. I'd just like to come every day or so and pick up my mail that you can't deliver and I'll replace the mailbox as soon as the snow clears a bit.
THEM: That's not in our policy. They begin to repeat the 3 options they've already given me.
ME: What happens to the mail if you can't deliver it?
THEM: We bring it back to the post office and hold it for ten days. If it's not picked up, we return it to the sender.
ME: So if you can't deliver my mail, I can come pick it up within 10 days?
THEM: Yes.
ME: If I come pick it up but the next day you still can't deliver, what happens to that mail?
THEM: We hold it for ten days.
ME: So I can come pick it up again?
THEM: Yes.
ME: So then why can't I just tell you that this is what I'd like to do.
THEM: It's not within our policy.
Well guess what? It's within MY policy.
Comments
Maybe a kind neighbor will let you forward your mail to them and you can then get it each day??
Silly question... I was so used to saying Hero Guy and all, now I find it a bit awkward saying Muh Main Man when referring to your husband. Can I just call him M&M's for short?