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Jennifer Needs

This little narcissistic activity can turn out to be kinda hilarious. You Google your first name followed by the word "needs" i.e., "Jennifer needs" and see what results come up. A few of mine were not family-friendly blog-worthy, but here were some of the ones that were: Jennifer needs a smack daddy (defined in Urban Dictionary as "somebody who's keepin' it real; a friend) Jennifer needs to give birth in the next week Jennifer needs to play by the rules Jennifer needs to accept that she's gained what looks like some major pounds Jennifer needs a muzzle. Let's just hope the Jennifers that Google gossips about have last names that start with "Aniston" and "Lopez" rather than "O" !!